As you are reading this, I have probably already arrived at my Fourth of July vacation destination: a crowded home full of relatives suggesting what I should eat, wear, and how to do my hair. (My hair looks fine, by the way, despite my elementary school beginnings.)But as I am writing this four hours before my departure, I have thus far succeeded in packing two items of importance: sun tan lotion (thank you German-Irish heritage), and my super-secret, ultra-quiet finger vibe. Yes, one thing to protect my skin and the other to titillate it. Priorities, right? Mine are obviously in order.
"A vibe on a family vacay?" You ask. Damn straight. I won't have my computer, my blog, my IM or any other connection to this beautiful, not-so-secret-but-still-hushed world of spankos. Sigh.
And when I close my eyes and press that button, I will imagine it: my Calgon....
...and, soon, this duty of vacation will be done and I can return to the blissful drudgery of responsibilities, pressure, and the never-ending ins-and-outs of the normal week.
Fourth of July? Bah! Vacation is so overrated.
That being said, to my American friends: I sincerely wish you a Happy Fourth, safe travels, and your own brand of fireworks!
Picture found on Au Fil de Jours.
(I'll be unable to respond or add anything besides the brief picture posts already scheduled until Wednesday. Bah!! Vacation!)
Good girl for not forgetting your Vibe! Happy 4th of July!!
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Good girl for not forgetting your Vibe! Happy 4th of July!!
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Good to hear you packed your vibe and hope you put it to good use.
ReplyDeleteAnd hope you enjoy the holiday.
FD
Welcome, FD!
ReplyDeleteFH and FD: the trip was pretty fantastic actually. And the vibe was perfect: small & quiet, a perfect family de-stressing tool. I must remember this for Thanksgiving! (Both to give thanks and for relief from family.)