Warning: spanking may lead to...

I spend a lot of time discussing the virtues of spanking but haven't described the pitfalls. So what kind of hidden dangers are we looking at?

1. Blindness;



2. A knowing look from the Fed-Ex delivery man;


3. Blog-writing;



4. The annoying habit of confessing all of your misdeeds, even when not asked;


5. A vocabulary riddled with acronyms: DD, D/s, HOH, OTK, BDSM;


6. The sudden urge to eat an apple;

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7. Purchasing belts that are way too big for your waist and that you'd never wear in public;


8. Uncontrolled blushing at the oft used phrase "spanking new";


9. Sentimental attachment to your furniture and other inexplicable objects. "That couch? Sure it's old and ratty, but I can't *bare* to part with it.";




10. Difficulty in explaining why the forearms and hands of a man are the first things you notice;


11. A new paint job for all of the corners in your house;




12. Friends mistaking you for a grand cook due to your extensive kitchen implement collection;


13. The irrepressible and narcissistic need to look at your butt in every mirror you pass;


14. The loss of a perfectly good bike to further your spanking endeavors.

Don't say you haven't been warned about these very serious, very real side-effects.