August 2, 2010

Smack that...bottle?


As if I needed further reason to blush while enthusiastically smacking the bottom of a stubborn ketchup bottle, Dressing for Pleasure, a fetish wear site, introduced these lovely stickers as a means to promote their gear. Place these stickers on condiment jars and invite "patrons to explore a completely different appetite while addressing their hunger".

And no, dear Sirs, spanking the hell out of a ketchup bottle will not serve as a proper warm-up.


5 comments:

  1. I know this totally wasn't the point of your post, but the ketchup reference reminded me of this cartoon:

    http://www.offthemarkcartoons.com/cartoons/2006-09-12.gif

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  2. That cartoon made me smile, Dioneo. Better yet, let's explore options that do involve someone getting smacked on the bottom.

    Thanks for the chuckle!

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  3. Love the cartoon. :) I've had that ketchup reference in my repertoire for years, which I've used to explain the connection between smacking ass and female ejaculation. I say: it's stuck, like a ketchup bottle, Sir, will you please help me get it out? ;)

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  4. Oh!!! I have GOT to get me some of THESE!!!

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  5. Anony: Great, one more image to make me blush while eating my fries. :)

    ThinkPink: They are fun, right? Surprise your guests with them.

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