Some day soon you will be BOLD.
You will desire to do things that you didn't know existed and lead a life that you had no name for.
You will talk to strangers, ALL OF THE TIME. When those strangers call you a "delicious slut", you won't be offended -- it will be high praise.
Those spankings you hated so much growing up will seem like love taps in comparison to the spankings you now request.
You will be spanked. Often. And you will always want more.
The hottest thing a man can say to you now is, "Get over my lap, young lady." And instead of sending you flowers on Valentine's Day, he'll send you to the corner.
But you will love deeper than you thought possible; you will be loved deeply in return.
Even though your preference will still be mostly for men, you will spend hours on the internet looking at naked women. This will arouse you.
Because of the time you spend in this state of arousal, you have perfected the art of masturbation. You can finish in 2.3 minutes.
In your possession will be a hundred pictures of yourself.
Seventy percent of them will be of your ass in varying shades of pink.
All of these things, these shocking things, make you happy. You are breathtakingly happy.
Oh, and one more thing...when you throw that kegger your senior year of college, don't get on your bicycle afterward to impress that boy. He will not be impressed by a broken collar bone and will instead make out with your best friend while waiting for you in the Emergency Room.
Hugs,
Miss Pink
You will desire to do things that you didn't know existed and lead a life that you had no name for.
You will talk to strangers, ALL OF THE TIME. When those strangers call you a "delicious slut", you won't be offended -- it will be high praise.
Those spankings you hated so much growing up will seem like love taps in comparison to the spankings you now request.
You will be spanked. Often. And you will always want more.
The hottest thing a man can say to you now is, "Get over my lap, young lady." And instead of sending you flowers on Valentine's Day, he'll send you to the corner.
But you will love deeper than you thought possible; you will be loved deeply in return.
Even though your preference will still be mostly for men, you will spend hours on the internet looking at naked women. This will arouse you.
Because of the time you spend in this state of arousal, you have perfected the art of masturbation. You can finish in 2.3 minutes.
In your possession will be a hundred pictures of yourself.
Seventy percent of them will be of your ass in varying shades of pink.
All of these things, these shocking things, make you happy. You are breathtakingly happy.
Oh, and one more thing...when you throw that kegger your senior year of college, don't get on your bicycle afterward to impress that boy. He will not be impressed by a broken collar bone and will instead make out with your best friend while waiting for you in the Emergency Room.
Hugs,
Miss Pink
LMAO..wonder what i would tell my young spanko self?
ReplyDeleteso does this mean that you weren't aware of your spanking kink til you got older?
-T
Good to see you, T!
ReplyDeleteActually, I've always known. I just didn't have a name for it. And I certainly didn't know that there was a "community" for such things. My younger self had NO idea where she'd be today.
This wasn't in the 10 year plan! :)
Thanks for visiting and commenting!
I would tell my young spanko self not to worry so much, that there are other nice spanko people, that I will have fun meeting them, and that as long as I keep myself safe from predators (as even vanillas should), I'll have a good time.
ReplyDeleteI would also tell her to behave herself in class, naughty girl. Or I might just tell one of her teachers to yank her up to the front, pull down her panties, and show her what spanking is all about.
Um, ya, my younger self is still with me today....hee.
If only we could tell or could have told our younger self what could happen.
ReplyDeleteNo do overs in life, though.
Thanks
You have 70 pictures of your naughty bottom? And why haven't you posted any of them on your blog?
ReplyDeleteDo share, please.
Anony 1: It would have been comforting to know back then that those feelings weren't "abnormal", for sure.
ReplyDeleteBT: No do-overs. I'll always have that knot in my collarbone, unfortunately.
Anony 2: If you had been looking closely, I did flash my booty for about 8 hours on this blog. Once. And then I started getting hives so I removed the pic.
Perhaps I'll try again... :)
Pink what a wonderful letter to self. And good advice at the end...only too late! :D :D
ReplyDeleteBTW...I want to kiss your ass--literally.
H: I'd let ya. :)
ReplyDeleteI'll show you mine, if you show me yours....
ReplyDeleteWe should have a "National Post Your Bum Shot Day".
ReplyDeleteWas just playing "Follower Roulette" over on a friend's blog, and randomly caught this entry. Classic, incredibly funny stuff!
ReplyDeleteDN: Thank you! And I'm happy you found my blog, no matter what game-playing brought you here. :)
ReplyDeleteIf only we could go back, I get exhausted just thinking about a do-over. I am not sure how old you are pink, but I assume you are young, which means, many years to still have enough youth to have fun with but the wisdom created by yesterday. I am in my early 30's and I know I'm going to have an amazing decade, because I will NEVER make the mistakes I made in my 20's. I'm already having the time of my life, having found a good man to have fun with me, be my best friend, and spank me when I'm a naughty girl.
ReplyDeleteYou have a penchant for keeping a great balance when writing, and I love it. Keep up the great writing and thanks for providing a place where us spanking enthusiasts can arouse all of our senses just by reading.
Traci: Your comment really means a lot to me; I'm happy that you are finding enjoyment here!
ReplyDeleteConfession time...I, too, am in my early thirties, and loving it.
Had I received this letter from my future self, I would have felt so much better about asking all the boys to spank me.
And maybe I wouldn't have taken that drunken bike ride. :)
Again, thanks for the lovely comment! Totally made me smile.
if we only knew then what we know now.
ReplyDeletegreat post!
The advantages of age and wisdom...
ReplyDeleteThanks for visiting, Anony!
This is beautiful and sweet and makes me smile. I can relate. Thanks for writing this, it made my day. :) Celine
ReplyDeleteI loved this! This is the age I'm at right now... discovering that I'm not alone in my thoughts and fantasies. And I post pictures of my ass but I am always sooooo hesitant to click 'publish post'! :)
ReplyDeleteCeline: Nice to meet you! (You know, in that cyber sense.) I'm so happy that this post made you smile; it makes me smile, too.
ReplyDeleteTy: You're a brave girl with a nice bum. :)
Loved this... isn't it fun to see how much you change over time? :)
ReplyDeleteHeather: Yes...I look back and think "silly, wild girl"...Which I guess I still am, in a sense. I wonder what kind of "letter to self" I'll write 15 years from now.
ReplyDeleteProbably I'll say, "why didn't you flash more bum shots back in the day?"
;)
Pink, I absolutely love this!
ReplyDeleteThanks, Jae! It's one of my favorite posts!
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