March 24, 2010

Procrastination, excuses, and tardiness must be dealt with, young lady!

My journey began on May 18, 2009. Why then, you may ask, has it taken me nearly a full year to start this blog? Well, procrastination and excuses mostly, Sir.

Actually, it has been to avoid exactly this: an awkward introduction. I've always hated those...the uncomfortable pauses, the uncertainty.

So, I compare this first post to the first time I unbutton my jeans, push them down, and await further instruction from a new spanking partner. I just need to get it over with, take a deep breath, and start peeling away the layers.

And hopefully the discomfort of exposure won't register after a little warm-up.

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