Celebrity britches: Lily Allen and Mariah Carey

OMG, I love Lily Allen's ass in that blue outfit. Mmmmmm.

I've been really sick the past couple of days. So sick I can barely stand. I apologize for the brevity of my posts; I should be on track again soon.

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Celebrity britches: Vida Guerra and Scarlett Johansson

Famous more for her body than her body of work is Vida Guerra. And what a bod it is.

However, even compared to the asstastickness of Guerra, I still think Scarlett takes the award for one of the most feminine figures in Hollywood.

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Celebrity britches: Jessica Biel & Natalie Portman

Bottoms from the top of the heap: Jessica Biel and Natalie Portman.

"Celebrity britches" will be a new Monday thing, because sometimes Mondays deserve to be cop-outs.

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