the pink report

I'm moved to Wordpress

2010-12-23T12:38:00.000-05:00

Get out your address books, Pink moved to a more spacious home.

Barney Rubble, Voyeur (Puzzle 3/3)

2010-12-22T12:21:00.000-05:00

A Caning (Puzzle 2/3)

2010-12-22T12:00:00.000-05:00

Hard Night's Sleep

2010-12-13T21:39:00.003-05:00

We've all heard of people doing crazy things while asleep. In Australia, a middle-aged woman had a quirky habit of, while sleep-walking, having sex with strange men. Doctors cleverly call this condition "Sleep Sex" -- caused by an REM sleep disorder, thus allowing her to actually act out her dreams -- proving that a woman need not be conscious to get laid (sorry fellas).Another woman, after

I. Heart. Bondage

2010-12-13T21:25:00.002-05:00

When I wrote the post about D ripping my clothes off of me, I had some inspiration. I want to share that inspiration with you, but must first give you warning. At The Pink Report, I try to leave as much to the imagination as possible. I pick photos designed to tempt and arouse the mind, and leave the rest to you. You usually won't find the "money shots" here; I don't typically enjoy the

'Orange' you gonna spank me?

2010-12-12T21:25:00.000-05:00

Some women create drama to get spankings. Some courageous women just ask. And at least one woman I read about years ago wears orange socks to signal her need for some lap time. If this policy were in place in your own spanking relationship, imagine opening your top drawer and seeing the neatly stacked orange socks, waiting to be worn. Reach out a hesitant hand and touch the soft cotton.

Revelation

2010-12-12T21:18:00.000-05:00

In my group of friends, I've always been known as the sexually charged one. As open as I am within that tight-knit group, I've only hinted at my kinkiness, leaving them with the impression that I'm "dirty" and "uninhibited" in bed. During a girls' night years ago, I bemoaned my dwindling sex life after my boyfriend moved in. "We're only doing it five times a week," I complained. Looking back,

One Day in April

2010-12-12T21:15:00.000-05:00

It is absolutely true that D and I are spankos whose main kink is bare bottomed, spanky play. An aspect I don't write about frequently is our D/s relationship. Submission, although the actual practice was new to me, felt absolutely right with D since his first spoken command. However, I struggled with desires as an erotic woman with her own high sex drive and as an unshakable feminist. Fully

Reality Tale

2010-12-12T20:46:00.000-05:00

Once upon a time there was a woman. She was a remarkable, strong, fierce woman -- but she didn't know it. She saw herself as ordinary. She laughed at low-brow humor, was afraid of spiders, and occasionally slammed her car door. She was of average looks and average intelligence and average wealth. But deep within this pragmatic, capable woman brewed a most unusual desire. When she closed her eyes

Firm Plans

2010-12-12T20:45:00.000-05:00

With the luxury of a versatile schedule, it is rare that I know exactly what I'll be doing at any given time. However, I know with absolute certainty my plans for 5:15 5:14 this evening. I will be right where D instructed, and not a minute late: naked, with my nose pressed into the southwest corner of the bedroom, awaiting his arrival.

The 11th Hour

2010-12-12T20:40:00.000-05:00

The 11th Hour: Used to describe the final moments of a given event or situation where change is still a possibility. Perhaps...perhaps tonight, for the first time ever, he will relent. Yes, she's been told to wait for him. Yes, he had that determined tone in his voice, the one he uses to steel himself against her pleas. And yes, he told her to get in position on the bed, her bottom a white

Woman Vs. Wood

2010-12-11T21:35:00.000-05:00

Shall it be death by fire? Or perhaps I shall back over it with my car, and then advance, and then back over it again. Surely it would crack then, rendering it useless. Maybe I should plan a stealth operation and paddlenap it, under the cover of darkness, from its resting place in D's toybag. No matter the method, that paddle has got to go. I say this without any hint of coyness. There is no

Web

2010-12-11T20:00:00.000-05:00

On the first jagged breath of pain, my worries cling to me. By the tenth, I feel them dissolving and escaping into the air around us. By the twentieth, I am his again, emptied yet filled, diffused yet centered. We are connected by invisible strings that move and flow and stretch any distance. His hand is not a hand, but a loom to craft our delicate web; the paddle is not a paddle, but a quill

The Bluff

2010-12-11T19:37:00.000-05:00

I need a dumber Dom. The thing is, dear readers, that I am very often right. And when someone is very often right, that someone may just continue thinking that she is always right. And I am always right. Well, usually. Ok, sometimes. There are instances when I can see things turning against me, however, and instead of immediate concession, I blaze on in my wrongness and employ the useful

Ain't Too Proud to Beg

2010-12-11T18:38:00.000-05:00

“Pride comes before a fall." -Proverb I used to proudly state that nobody could make me cry with just a spanking. I am physically strong: there is nothing petite or dainty about my build. Being 5'11 and with a high pain tolerance, I know I posed a challenge to many a spanker -- first with my long legs that rarely dangled and kicked helplessly, and second with my refusal to allow any pain to

You're late!

2010-12-10T10:18:00.002-05:00

The party is well underway at my new Wordpress location. If you're seeing this post in your blogrolls, please update your link list. You know what happens to those who are tardy, don't you?Don't let this be you...

RSVP with a smack

2010-11-22T14:37:00.001-05:00

Join the party at my new home.Hope to see you there!

Naughty nooner and an interview

2010-11-19T14:12:00.004-05:00

Somebody is here right now. He's sitting at my dining room table, working. Soon we will pick up where we left off at lunchtime.Working remotely is awesome, no?So, while D & I get in our rare weekday time together, why don't you go over to The Cognitive Slut, a fantastic blog that explores all things sex, and read the interview that she generously gave me? There's even a glimpse of what I look

Contradictions

2010-11-18T12:12:00.002-05:00

Just because I wrestle you with all of my strength does not mean that I want to win.My triumph is knowing that even though you can always overpower me, you'll never truly hurt me.Just because I try to push you away doesn't mean that I really want you to stay away.I sometimes build the walls around me to see if and how you will climb them.Just because I kneel at your feet doesn't mean I'm

Villains and Heroes

2010-11-17T12:45:00.003-05:00

Ever since I was old enough for such things, I've had a rescue fantasy.I remember a conversation with my father on what would make my ideal man."He has to be taller and stronger than me," I declared. When asked why, the only plausible answer was, "So he can save me." (To which my father replied that he hoped I grew tall and strong enough to save myself...no fun, Dad.)I did not elaborate on what

Stripped

2010-11-16T11:30:00.002-05:00

"Strip," he commands.He is sitting, fully clothed and patient, on the edge of the bed. The paddle is next to him, holding a silent promise.I freeze, not out of defiance, but to absorb the effects of this moment that passes between us -- the shifting dynamic as palpable as the tremor of a train making its way down the tracks, my surging heart rate suddenly overcoming the sounds of the ticking

Pavlov's Belt

2010-11-15T10:39:00.002-05:00

Like the sound of a dinner bell, my reaction to the jangle of a belt buckle boils down to a simple matter of psychology.Take an unconditioned stimulus, or a stimulus that elicits a physiological and natural response, like a belt striking my bottom resulting in the unconditioned response: my subsequent arousal, the involuntary dampness between my legs.Repeatedly pair it with a conditioned stimulus

On being a smart girl

2010-11-12T10:23:00.000-05:00

No matter how smart a girl is, or how wisely she negotiates, she's going to find herself over his knee before the end of the day.She can use logic and reason, mathematical equations, a persuasive speech, but it is an eventuality, like growing older, that must not be avoided but rather approached with grace and acceptance. She will be spanked.So she does what any smart girl does: she makes it

Clouds in my coffee

2010-11-11T21:54:00.001-05:00

I wasn't going to write about this but looking over my posts of this past week, I realized how solemn they all sound. I also realized how difficult posting anything of worth has been this week. I owe you an explanation, and in giving it, I hope that I can resume my regular posts, get this out of my system and move forward.One year ago this week, my heart broke for the very first time. I didn't

Comparatively speaking

2010-11-11T10:36:00.002-05:00

Of course I know what my butt looks like. I check it out in the mirror more often than I'll admit; I take photos of it in all of its varying shades of before and after. But because I refuse to watch the videos of me being spanked, I have no idea how my bottom and its reactions differ from those I see in online clips.So I've been sending D examples of bottoms in the line of duty, asking him, "

Until the next time we meet

2010-11-11T08:00:00.000-05:00

He says he can tell that I need a spanking, far more than I want a spanking.It may be true, but he has no idea the depths of my want. I want him in the mornings, first thing. Not just a spanking, but the smell of him, the feel of his unshaven chin on my forehead as I nuzzle into him to place a kiss on his neck. I want him mid-morning as I make my phone calls, wishing it was his voice on the

Subject change

2010-11-09T17:55:00.001-05:00

I'm going to pretend that I did not write that last blog post. It is not there. The last thing I wrote about was the corner, which is another subject best to be avoided in tenuous times like these, but an improvement over the latest. (What a difference a few days make.)I am tired of discussing my bottom: the particulars of its demise, the whens and hows of its tutelage. Describing in detail

Accountability and forgiveness

2010-11-09T13:55:00.001-05:00

I have not posted in a few days and I find myself doing things I shouldn't and saying things that I will later regret. I've purposely distanced myself from all of this so as to deny that there will be repercussions to my actions.I don't crave his negative attention; I don't set out to be naughty. But there is, within this responsible and conscientious woman, a bit of a she-devil, a darker force

One last thought* about corner time...

2010-11-06T14:42:00.004-04:00

This is how one should stand in the corner. Much more interesting, don't you think?Ok, pardon the interruption. Carry on.*Disclaimer: This, most likely, will not be my last actual thought on corner time. In fact I plan on thinking about it more this afternoon, later this evening, and perhaps even into tomorrow.

Greedy Thing

2010-11-05T11:55:00.011-04:00

You crave this position, yearn for it with every strained muscle. The time is finally here. Raise your hips with two pillows, bend your legs, arch your back so your bottom is up and displayed with nothing left to hide. Flex and unflex your feet, relax your hands. Breathe. Feel this moment; feel the sheets against your cheek; feel your heart race and slow, race and slow. Open your eyes.This

Not in Kansas anymore

2010-11-04T13:20:00.001-04:00

I received my first ever care package today. Even when I lived overseas and was dying for Kraft Macaroni & Cheese and Tabasco Sauce, nobody ever thought to pack typically American things and pay the crazy postage to ship them to me.But today, just now, I received this:It was postmarked from Kansas, from a kinky friend who I've grown close to (obviously close enough that he knows my address).

Baddest role model of the month

2010-11-03T16:56:00.000-04:00

Perhaps you've heard of The Spanking Bloggers Network, a group of fellow bloggers who write about...you guessed it, spanking. This November, I have the great honor of being named "Blog of the Month", joining previous winners: My Bottom Smarts, Hermione's Heart, Chross, and Poppy's Submissions. I am in fine company.I joined the Network almost as soon as I decided on a layout for the blog; I

Resolve

2010-11-02T14:48:00.003-04:00

A choice: don't do this thing or do it and get the cane.And it won't be the nice cane I've met before either. It'll be more of the wicked caning that I received on Saturday for doing this same thing. "A sample", he called it. It was a sample that left a half dozen stripes across the bottom of my cheeks -- now gone but the memory of their raised fury remains. It was enough of a taste to know

Paid in full

2010-10-31T20:00:00.000-04:00

I'm inviting you into D's and my bedroom; I imagine you hiding in the closet with our knowledge, our inner exhibitionistic natures complementing your secret voyeur within.You cannot see us. We cannot see you. But this is for you, the readers of The Pink Report, as a result of LOL Day.The first part is pure fun. D delivers nearly 300 firm, yet playful, spanks to my pantied and then bared bottom as

Discipline her: a blog worth note

2010-10-31T07:40:00.000-04:00

If you haven't yet discovered the new blog, Discipline Her, Life as a college spankee, written by Tiffany Scarlet, you must check it out. Like now. Hurry.Tiffany made a deeply moving video featuring the song "Cry, cry, cry" performed by Fiora Cutler, written and composed by Colin Farish.I know that I should be gladthat even when I'm bad you're there,in your chair, for me to say "sorry"and you

Tomorrow

2010-10-29T14:23:00.000-04:00

Tomorrow I will receive my LOL spanking and we will provide you with audio of the event. I should have it uploaded on Sunday, so watch this space.I'm nervous but I think this will be fun, too. I don't think anyone will be able to pick me out of a voice line-up, so anonymity should be preserved. (As long as D and I don't say each other's names, then we would have to start all over. No ideas, D.)I

Does this corner make my butt look red?

2010-10-28T18:22:00.002-04:00

How is this exciting?ZZZ....are you asleep yet? (Okay, so the last part might have woken you up.)How any top can get anything out of this is beyond me. There we are, standing in the corner, fighting the fidgets, while you pour yourselves drinks and try to act interested. Might I suggest some post-lecture dancing instead? No? What if we were in tap shoes? I think making us jiggle our freshly

When you're not here

2010-10-27T10:00:00.001-04:00

Imagining you behind me, I press my hips against the arm of the couch, lift my nightgown and drape myself over the cushions. You'd explore the offering first with your hands and then with your lips and tongue and teeth.I am wearing your favorite panties -- the ones with the tiny, cream bows, a blanket of lacy gray cloaking my hills in a light fog, giving you a hint of the treasures that lie

Does it come with sound?

2010-10-26T10:45:00.000-04:00

If you're anything like me, you storm the malls and boutiques on December 23, looking for the perfect gift for that special someone. Why wait? I've done some shopping for you.Spankeuse Mécanique......$12.00Discover the delicious tingle of a well-deserved spanking with this stress-busting toy. This professional duo have distilled years of experience to bring you red-handed action at various

If she only knew...

2010-10-25T10:27:00.003-04:00

The other day my mom and I were discussing a horrible news article, about something I will not mention here, which prompted her to show me exactly where a spanking should take place."Here, on the fleshy part and on the undersides of the cheek. NEVER above the tailbone," She instructed, demonstrating first on herself and then, to my horror, on me."Ummm....yes, mother."

Because you say so

2010-10-24T23:00:00.000-04:00

We both know that I will do it.Last Friday, when you ordered me to fetch that wooden paddle from your bedroom, telling me to keep my skirt up and my panties where they were, rolled under my cheeks in such a way that made me want to reach back and hide my burning shame, in my mind I hesitated. But that hesitation didn't last long, because you said so and it must be done.When you ordered me to the

An apology

2010-10-24T20:00:00.000-04:00

I'm sorry that you must spank me.I know what an imposition this is. I know you hate it when I unbutton my pants and stand before you, my anxiety at the impending events weighing on your conscience so much that you later lose sleep -- recounting those moments when my eyes plead, "no, please"; your memory looping to the moment when I finally concede and push my pants down.I hate to be the cause

Three hundred and twenty-eight

2010-10-24T12:18:00.006-04:00

"Love Our Lurkers" day was a massive success. It felt a bit like trick-or-treating, welcoming guests into my "home" (although none were ghosts or goblins) as well as knocking on neighbors' doors. I'm relieved, though, that I had other posts previously scheduled, as I was a bit burnt out on communication! (I have no idea how many blogs I visited or comments I left, but I think I got my

Paper Tigers

2010-10-23T17:00:00.002-04:00

I say, love will come to you.Hoping just because I spoke the wordsthat they're true,as if I've offered up a crystal ballto look through:where there's now one, there will be two.-Indigo Girls "Love Will Come to You"If there were words that could function as shields, I'd find them and shield her. If there were words that could act as medicine, I'd administer them and heal her. I'd champion and

P.S. Lurkers, I love you!

2010-10-20T22:22:00.000-04:00

Today is "Love our Lurkers Day" across the spanking blogosphere. Thanks go to Bonnie for creating this very special Holiday, a day to encourage readers to delurk and make comment.If you love my blog, if you hate it, if you are stopping by for the first or the one-hundredth time today, this post is for you: the readers of The Pink Report.Here's your chance. I'm putting my butt on the line for

October girl

2010-10-20T17:30:00.001-04:00

It's my favorite time of year. I am truly an Autumnal type: trouncing through leaves, canoeing on meandering rivers through the hues of purple and gold, hot cocoa and caramel apples.It's the season for cozy blankets,Halloween costumes limited only by your imagination,knee high boots that have been stored in closets,handknit scarves in vibrant colors, soft and cozy against your skin,and cuddling

Girl in the tower: A first lesson

2010-10-19T18:30:00.004-04:00

"Rapunzel, Rapunzel, let down your hair!" Prince Flynn commanded her from beneath the window, setting off an immediate physical response inside her bloomers. With dampening thighs and an increasingly tingly belly, Rapunzel released her hair from its restrictive knot atop her head, shaking it out and over the ledge for the prince to gain access to her cell high in the stone tower. Each tug and

Housewarming to Michael and Season

2010-10-19T11:30:00.004-04:00

Photo from Blossom and Thorn With the upcoming "Love our Lurkers Day" on Thursday, October 21 (started by Bonnie of My Bottom Smarts), I have a confession. There are several blogs where I lurk. One of those blogs that I silently follow is Devlin O'Neill's. The camaraderie evident in the comments is remarkable. Smart, entertaining, and usually spot-on, Devlin's blog seems to function as

Presentation

2010-10-18T13:45:00.000-04:00

If I could, I'd wear thigh highs every day.I'd put them on under my jeans just to know that they are there. I love the feel of them, the tops hugging my skin, the legs whispering against denim, reminding me that my most prized areas are comparatively uncovered, teasing myself with the knowledge that at any time I am ready for a spanking.And if, during the course of my day, my jeans are taken

Letter from the school

2010-10-15T15:38:00.007-04:00

D just received this letter from The Birchwood Academy.Do you think I might be in trouble?Mr. D,We regret to inform you that Miss Pink has been suspended for 3 days from The Birchwood Academy for inappropriate and lewd behavior. You are aware that the academy has a strict dress code to ensure our ladies take the utmost care in representing this fine institution. Miss Pink has been repeatedly

Addicted to (Ass) Crack

2010-10-14T09:00:00.001-04:00

Listen to the song as you read the alternative lyrics below this delectable photo.Hit Play Button Her pants are up, but you still knowthe prize that lies below.Your palms sweat, your loins ache,another spank is what it takes.You can’t sleep, you can’t eat.There’s no doubt, you’re in deep.Your throat is tight, you can’t breathe --another spank is all you need.Whoa, you like to think that you’re

Spanking of the week

2010-10-13T13:30:00.006-04:00

"I'm pouting," I said over the phone last Friday."Why are you pouting?""Because it's my birthday and you're away on business. My computer is being held together with DUCT TAPE and I still don't feel well. And, and...I didn't make Chross' list this week.""Ahh....," he said, "the real reason emerges. Do you expect a link every week?""No! I never expect a link. And it's not just that; it's my

Crazed (not crazy)

2010-10-12T11:00:00.001-04:00

I hate this. I love this.My life would be so much simpler, yet fundamentally incomplete, without it.This craving that cannot be satisfied by anything else inches its way into the dishes, the laundry, phone calls with friends. On my daily walk I fantasize bizarre and unusual scenarios -- being spanked by my neighbor, the postman, the man with the annoying dog who I pass most mornings.And yet

Spanking a vanilla: email from reader

2010-10-12T07:45:00.000-04:00

Pink's got mail!The observant among you may have noticed the new "email me" button on the right sidebar, an idea I borrowed from Celine's blog. My reaction to receiving several readers' emails proved that I haven't changed much since my days at camp -- mail is met with much excitement and a fair amount of jumping up and down. (All while keeping my cool, of course.) So, keep those questions and

If cats could talk...

2010-10-11T07:30:00.000-04:00

If cats could talk, mine would describe how last night, in a moment of kinship, I arched my back and howled as if in heat while the strange man used me as a scratching post, his paws rubbing and smacking with alarming speed and accuracy.She would tell you, in great detail, about my mews and growls, the way I lifted my bottom up for more attention and rubbed my scent all over the man, marking him

Birthday wish

2010-10-08T21:20:00.000-04:00

There are wishes grand and small.There are wishes we've had since the beginning of wishing, and some that are born right this instant, wishes that if they came true would make all the difference in the life of the wisher or wishes that make no matter to the bigger picture.Today is my birthday.When I blew out all 34 candles I made a wish, as I have for the 33 years before. I squeezed my eyes

Not now, honey. I have a headache.

2010-10-07T21:20:00.003-04:00

This post may break "girl code".I've experienced daily headaches since my mid-20s. After trying just about all of the pharmaceuticals on the market, and a battery of tests, nothing has ever actually fixed it. I'm not complaining -- it's just a fact of life around here. Most days I don't even notice that I have the headache; it's just there, waiting to suck.I have, however, discovered home

Simple conflict resolution

2010-10-07T12:00:00.000-04:00

Conflicts in relationships can be a valuable opportunity for increasing communication between the two of you. Conflict is not necessarily a bad thing. When you are in the midst of conflict, one relationship guru suggests you take the LEAD approach (Listen, Explore, Affirm, Decide) to manage it respectfully and calmly. Finding her advice useful, I have adapted it for you here at The Pink

Naked

2010-10-06T19:30:00.006-04:00

Before I met D, he saw me naked.I'd sent photos of my bottom before, in various poses and hues of pink, covered in panties at first and then, as my courage grew, completely bare. Those photos I'd come to regard as a hand-shake among spankos. "Nice to meet you. Here's my beautiful bum."I'd sent photos of my breasts at his special request, including one close-up of my right nipple which I'd teased

Better than cough syrup...

2010-10-05T10:30:00.002-04:00

This is my most favorite time of the year. I have an honest reason to cuddle up in sweaters and blankets, lounge with good reading material and sip spiced apple cider.Every first week of October for the past 10 years has been more memorable for the unhappy coincidence of two events: I have been sick on my birthday.Since I was the tender age of 24, I've spent my birthday with a runny nose and a

Shimmer

2010-10-03T15:53:00.003-04:00

I wake up in the cocoon of his comforter, the well-washed softness of the sheets caressing my naked body, the heat from my bottom like a warming brick in the bed. I remember how it started, when I was placed over his lap and he began the slow beat against my bared cheeks; I remember kicking my feet as he increased the heat with the paddle. And then I remember...intangibles. Everything was at

To my lover

2010-10-01T06:00:00.005-04:00

The only way to tell you this is with my panties at mid-thigh.Do you see the beauty mark that hides beneath the roundness of this cheek?Yes, that one.That is yours.Do you see the way my thighs kiss together just above my panties and then part to form a Y?Trace the space with your fingers.That space between is yours.And these thighs that hold so much power?These thighs that know no yielding, no

Drum bum

2010-09-29T09:15:00.002-04:00

Consider me thoroughly teased.Ok...now can I have my spanking?How about now?Now would be good.

Paying for it

2010-09-28T14:00:00.001-04:00

"There are no good girls gone wrong,just bad girls found out."-Mae WestI'm not used to people catching on. I'm used to getting away with it.Perhaps it is my innocent appearance -- wide blue eyes, cherubic cheeks framed in blonde curls, my tendency toward blushing -- but I was never suspected of wrongdoing by authority figures.For an entire month as a senior in high school, I fabricated an excuse

Warning: spanking may lead to...

2010-09-27T08:00:00.000-04:00

I spend a lot of time discussing the virtues of spanking but haven't described the pitfalls. So what kind of hidden dangers are we looking at? Blindness;A knowing look from the Fed-Ex delivery man;Blog-writing;The annoying habit of confessing all of your misdeeds, even when not asked;A vocabulary riddled with acronyms: DD, D/s, HOH, OTK, BDSM;The sudden urge to eat an apple;"Purchasing belts

Unconventional thank you: Eat your heart out, Emily Post

2010-09-27T00:00:00.005-04:00

Thanks to the help of my fellow bloggers, last week was the biggest week at The Pink Report since I started pounding away at the keyboard in March.I am dreadful at thank you notes. (I write them but they are never sent.) So instead, I will thank each of the generous bloggers who contributed to my banner week with a photo -- a small measure of my gratitude.Emily Post, eat your heart out.To

Candid Camera

2010-09-26T01:20:00.001-04:00

Smile, you're on Candid Camera!

History of a spanko

2010-09-23T14:15:00.003-04:00

When I was younger, I used to spank myself in the shower adjacent to the family room and check the results in the bathroom mirror. It wasn't until I was older that I realized people could probably hear me.My freshman year of college I confessed to my long-term boyfriend my need to be dominated. I didn't use that word, though. My specific words were, "locked in a room without any clothing and

Spanking sells

2010-09-23T08:00:00.000-04:00

More compelling than the usual presentation...Get on and get off...What are you doing about climate change?

Compulsive liar

2010-09-22T08:15:00.002-04:00

"I do not like this," I say.His hand dips between my thighs and glides in the moist warmth it finds there. "Yes, you do," he says."Don't listen to her. She's a liar," I whisper while pushing against his fingers.A few moments pass when the only sound in the room is our joined breathing, contemplative and aroused."May I get up?" I request. "All of the blood is rushing to my head."He smacks my

Memo to my bottom

2010-09-21T09:44:00.002-04:00

Subj: Re: Scheduling conflicts with Hand and CaneDearest Bottom ,In regards to your memo of yesterday, I would apologize were it not for the raging success of Sunday's brunch. Perhaps if I illustrate for you all of the positive points, you will view our spontaneous endeavors differently.The brief but thorough one-on-one discussion with Hand before Cane's arrival was quite illuminating. Not

Memo from my bottom

2010-09-20T15:09:00.004-04:00

Subj: Scheduling Conflicts with Hand and CaneDear Pink,Due to an unfortunate lack of planning, this bottom was somehow double-booked on Sunday. I had hoped for a nice brunch with the Hand, but since it was not set out clearly on the schedule (ahem), there arrived two implements to greet me instead.Yes, the Hand was present for this informal gathering; thank you kindly for inviting him. But

Lining up...video clip

2010-09-18T10:27:00.001-04:00

I'm not sure exactly why all these guys are lined up for a taste of Mona's paddle, but it sure looks fun. Can I join?

Expectant

2010-09-17T14:10:00.004-04:00

His smell sits on my pillow, driving my fantasies. Each night and each morning, the musk that is uniquely him reminds me not yet. Not yet but soon.In six hours the doorbell will ring. I will be almost ready. My hair may be damp from the last-minute shower, or I will be in the midst of fastening my garters, fumbling with expectant nerves.He will ring the doorbell again, signaling me to move

Inflation

2010-09-17T08:45:00.003-04:00

A kinky rag for $2.50 now goes for $4.00? I guess spanking erotica has a high inflation rate.I guess the devil charges interest.But why bring the horned man into it at all?

Time Management

2010-09-16T12:45:00.009-04:00

Phew, I need a breather. It's been a busy week and from today on, it only gets busier. I find that organization is the key to getting through the arduous tasks ahead. Have a peek at my calendar:Friday 8:30 - 11:00 am Volunteer work12:00 - 1:00 pm Phone conference2:00 - 3:00 pm Meet with client4:00 - 6:00 pm Networking event7:30 - 11:00 pm Dinner & movieSaturday 12:01 - 1:00 am Spanking8:00 - 8

Flirt

2010-09-15T20:00:00.003-04:00

She will tease you. She will pretend that the things you say shock her, and some of them do. She will pretend not to notice that so much of her bottom shows when she wears her favorite panties and walks around doing household stuff, adding extra bends and shimmies because that makes stuff cleaner -- don't you know that?"My bottom?" She will ask, eyes wide and unbelieving. "You want to spank me on

Shirts and Skins

2010-09-15T16:25:00.001-04:00

From the twisted mind of Command.It had been a lengthy session over my knee and I knew she needed a moment’s pause, so I stopped the spanking to admire the redness of her cheeks. She gave the slightest twitch as my hot hand made contact with her cool middle thigh and rested there. A moment later came a familiar wave as a shudder washed over her naked body.She exhaled and adjusted herself across

Extraordinary uses for ordinary objects

2010-09-14T12:42:00.013-04:00

The ever naughty, always raunchy Heels-n-Stockings from Sexual Adventures of a Married Woman organized a fun group post inspired by a book called "Extraordinary Uses for Ordinary Things". Her take on it was definitely more of the "insertables" variety but, I, being a spankophile to the nth degree, chose to focus on the use of ordinary objects during a spanking.Shocking. I know.So, without

In position

2010-09-13T14:00:00.002-04:00

"Arms straight out. Keep them there!" he reminds me, punctuating his last words with a heavy thwap of the paddle.I reach my arms out and wind my hands in the comforter, improvising a restraint since I can't seem to manage the position on my own.Once upon a time I could lie still and give only the faintest indication that the spanking was having an impact. That time has passed. For some reason,

The need to know

2010-09-12T21:11:00.007-04:00

Everything I need to know about the cane I've learned from the internet.It is an implement of tradition, an implement of judiciary punishment, an implement that carries the weight of many tears in its long, lean frame.There are pictures of caned girls that make me shudder and pinch my eyes shut. Their cheeks wear the sobbing purple lines that, under other circumstances, would have me maternally

Blonde in Black Silk

2010-09-12T11:17:00.000-04:00

Link: Here's a little clip from a 1979 adult film called, "Blonde in Black Silk". Mr. Dinkfield (Eric Edwards) spanks Bridget (Arcadia Lake) in order for her to avoid expulsion. I particularly like the "Beat the British" poster that is randomly interjected into the spanking scene; Arcadia is decidedly un-British so I'm not sure of the relevance aside from the

Flexibility and Confidence

2010-09-11T11:12:00.002-04:00

I recently completed an online assessment for a potential employer. I scored to the far right of the curve on every test (an excellent thing), except for one. According to the assessment, I am entirely too flexible, scoring on the far left. And I have an over-inflated sense of self, which suggests the computer knows what my sense of self should be. (I think I am appropriately impressed and

Under the Caresses of the Martinet

2010-09-11T00:15:00.004-04:00

Link: This 1930's stag film, "Sous Les Caresses du Martinet" (Under the Caresses of the Martinet), shows a kinky version of the renowned pillow fight.

Photo captions by Mae West

2010-09-10T00:20:00.001-04:00

I'm positive that these are the activities she had in mind when Mae West made her bawdy double entendres. Wouldn't you agree?"I've been in more laps than a napkin.""A hard man is good to find.""It takes two to get one in trouble.""A dame that knows the ropes isn't likely to get tied up.""Anything worth doing is worth doing slowly.""I like restraint, if it doesn't go too far.""Give a man a free

I spanked a girl

2010-09-08T17:44:00.000-04:00

And I liked it.It was on "the list". And it was done. I might even do it again.But that doesn't make me a top. I compare it to a girl kissing another girl -- it doesn't make her a lesbian. It might just mean that she wanted to, that she has an appreciation for girls' lips and was curious to know what men felt when they kissed her. Or at least that's my story.I have an appreciation for girls'

Cowgirl gets a spanking

2010-09-08T09:29:00.002-04:00

Anyone know what this is from? Update: Mystery solved by Chross, whose site is experiencing a mysterious, but temporary, malfunction. This clip is from the "The Cowcatcher's Daughter", a 1931 film. Thanks, Chross!"Now where were we?" he asks, strap in hand."155."

Balancing Acts

2010-09-07T23:05:00.004-04:00

Things are changing.It is the end of summer and the beginning of my favorite season. My schedule is also shifting from free-spirited independence to one of structure. I have a self-imposed bedtime now. I have places to be, people who I need to account to. I'm operating more in the "real world" than I have in a long time and it's an exercise in balance.I've always sucked at balancing. (My Wii

What comes after

2010-09-06T15:25:00.000-04:00

It has been done.I am a drunk woman, inebriated by sensations, overcome by the warmth that spread like whiskey fire through my blood.My vision is blurred and I would not recognize myself if I could make it to the mirror; as dizzy as I am, as unsteady as my legs are, I could not walk a straight line or find my nose in the dark. My fingers have no interest in a sobriety test -- they are walking a

My Pink Kink.

2010-09-06T11:09:00.001-04:00

Command here, filling in for Pink who is, well, tied up at the moment…There are things I truly appreciate about Pink; from her curly blond hair to the sensitivity of her natural ‘endowments’, she’s a delightful playmate.She has an inner strength which needs to be exercised, like a thoroughbred that needs special handling as often as she needs to be ridden -- and I enjoy riding her. Hard.

The things on my computer

2010-09-03T13:00:00.000-04:00

I'm turning pink already.When I take my computer in for repair later today, what will the Geek Squad find? I shudder at the education they will receive. I have so much incriminating evidence of my kink and I just don't have the time or skills to clean it up.Maybe this stuff can be explained.Perhaps this photo:is confirmation of my devout Catholic background. Couldn't it be a tale of

Silver lining

2010-09-02T13:13:00.005-04:00

And both hands, now use both hands.Oh, no don't close your eyes.I am writing graffiti on your body...I am drawing the story.....-Ani DifrancoWe are at a beach resort and it is raining; the rain will last until our departure tomorrow. There is not much to do at the beach with this drizzle so we've stayed sequestered in our tiny room. I have not slept like this since I was a teenager.The corner

Command

2010-09-02T08:00:00.003-04:00

"And tomorrow if you're not kneeling at the door with your knees apart and your naked pussy on display, I will casually drag you out the door and spank you in the driveway.I'm going to touch you and probe you before I spank you. Then I'm going to probe you again."This is why I'm addicted.And he means the bit about the driveway.

Going Green

2010-09-01T16:51:00.001-04:00

Tip for going green:Dry your panties by hand. Wring out the panties first, otherwise it will take far too long (and although you may not lose interest, you may lose stamina).Put on the damp panties. Assume the position, and have your "hand-dryer" start spanking vigorously.After about 20 minutes, the back of your panties should be fairly dry. But the gusset? Hmm...wetter than ever. And maybe

The bag

2010-09-01T00:53:00.002-04:00

During dinner we maintained normalcy. An observer would never have guessed that I was about to be spanked. I knew it, although it remained unspoken.Throughout our warm conversation, our intermittent hand-holding, my mind would drift to our inevitable return home. I would be spanked hard with an unnamed implement, an implement, perhaps two or three, that I would not like. The empty backseat

Am I right?

2010-08-30T13:34:00.004-04:00

I do not feel selfish. I do not feel guilty for basking in the pleasurable sensations of being over his knees, or bent roughly over the arm of the couch and rapidly man-handled, each downward stroke of his hand like the plucking of a chord in my favorite rock-a-billy song.I know it's not one-sided -- and I think I know what he gets from all of this. I trust you will tell me if I'm wrong.He gets

An auction I would love to post to eBay

2010-08-28T18:30:00.002-04:00

Natural Wooden Bath Brush Spa ScrubberItem condition: Pre-ownedTime left: 2d 01h (Aug 30, 201017:53 PDT)Bid history: 0 bidsStarting bid: US $0.49Buy it now!: US $1.00Shipping: US $2.85Returns: No freaking way!DescriptionUp for auction is this natural, HARD wood bathbrush. It has never been used in the shower or bath so the bristles

What I saw

2010-08-27T11:40:00.006-04:00

Maybe it was just yesterday that I watched myself in the mirror while getting spanked. Maybe it was months ago, but the memory of what I saw remains.I watched his arm swing with a mild detachment, as if I were a bystander instead of an active participant, as if the reddening bottom that dipped in and then swelled out with each impact was not my own.The angle was such that I saw the woman clearly

The slow unzip

2010-08-26T18:55:00.000-04:00

When zippers made their fashion debut in 1937, religious leaders deemed them inappropriate for women's clothing -- they made the undressing process too quick and easy.Only audacious women wore zippers.Those leaders could not foresee women like us -- women who would grasp the zipper and calculate the effect of the slow unveil. For women like us, the process became an enticing strip-tease.In the

Closer to fine

2010-08-25T00:32:00.000-04:00

It's been a difficult week at Casa de Pink. I've been thinking it over and finally settled on what, exactly, is needed:Girl time. (I call dibs on the crazy head piece.)Really, though, my friends and I aren't like that together. Honestly. Well, except for that one time with Michelle, aka "Leather Hand". And that other time with Lisa...but I swear there were no ruffled panties involved (such a